Oct 15

What more can I say about this sign?

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This is my first chance to sit down and blog anything since landing in the UK. I landed at 7:00AM Sunday morning and was at my hotel by 8:30AM. And what a hotel it is! The Aviator is my new, all-time favorite hotel (pity I can only stay at one when I’m in Farnborough, UK). My room looks basically like this. It’s only a few months old and is a great design. Among my favorite things about this hotel room are:

- The bed is wicked comfortable.

- The shower head in the glass shower is mounted to the ceiling and, being 6′2″ tall, I can tell you that it’s a rare treat to not have to duck under a shower head.

- The room comes with an electric water kettle and french press instead of a cheap coffee maker.

- The heated towel rack in the bathroom.

- The automated wake-up call – followed 5 minutes later by a human calling to ensure I got my wake-up call.

- Lots of leather, dark wood and chrome (a German’s dream hotel).

Everything is solid and well made and the hotel has set the bar very high for all other hotels I may ever stay at.

Anyway … enough about my AWESOME hotel room (I’m already missing it).

After settling into my hotel I took a train into London for the rest of the day. I figured I might as well keep myself awake for the day and try and adjust to the current time zone. I visited the Museum of London, walked a lot, had a Guinness at a pub and some Indian food. Here is me in front of St. Paul’s Cathedral:

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And here is a picture of my new favorite clock:

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As I write this, I’m now in Neuchâtel, Switzerland at the Hotel Beaulac. Neuchâtel is beautiful but I’m suddenly having to deal with my lack of a foreign language skills as most people speak French.

That’s it for now. I’ll be in Neuchåtel for a couple of days then back in London for a day before I head home.

Oct 07

Sawyer in a Nemo cap

After a long hiatus from my blog I’ve decided to ease back into semi-regular blogging by posting notes from my upcoming business travels to the UK, Switzerland, Tokyo and Beijing. This is all contingent on me actually having any free time to do so.

The picture of Sawyer in his Nemo cap is just because.

Feb 27

Duma Key

I’ve been reading Stephen King for about 30 years. I’m not a big fan of horror movies in general but I love Stephen King’s books. My first encounter with him was finding a collection of his short stories titled Night Shift on one of those rotating paperback book racks in my high school library (I have a hard time believing that high school libraries are permitted to stock such books nowadays). From that point on, I was a fan. After I finished Night Shift I worked through his back catalog and read Salem’s Lot, The Shining and Carrie. Over the years that followed, I’ve read almost every book he’s published. Some of them repeatedly: Salem’s Lot is still my favorite of all vampire stories; The Shining and Pet Semetary still disturb me every time I reread them and both The Talisman and The Stand are great epic adventures. As with all authors, there are some of his books that I enjoy less than others but, on the whole, his writing rarely disappoints me.

“Since 1980 or so, some critics have been saying I could publish my laundry list and sell a million copies or so, but these are for the most part critics who think that’s what I’ve been doing all along.” - Stephen King

Sometimes it isn’t easy to be a Stephen King fan. Some readers that I’ve met over the years have an elitist view about authors and look down on King as being just a horror writer - and who could seriously regard that as literature? I have never quite understood this attitude. It’s like looking down on someone because they prefer chicken over fish. Who cares? What’s important is that I enjoy his writing style, I’m intrigued by his characters and topics, and I can always count on something disturbing that’ll make my skin crawl a bit. King has always had a way of hooking me in the first few pages and keeping me interested to the end (I seem to recall reading Different Seasons in one very, very long sitting on a Sunday in ‘92).

Also, let’s not forget that this author also gave us Stand By Me and The Shawshank Redemption - neither of which is horror and both were great stories (novellas as I recall) that translated into great movies. Granted, most of the movie adaptations of his books fall way short of the success of these two (for me at least) but I’ve always attributed that to one simple fact: it is almost impossible to convey on a big screen what my mind can conjure from his books. King’s imagery has always been very visceral for me and the best that movie makers could achieve was a sad imitation of disturbingly complex. The closest anyone came to really capturing his horror novels in a movie was Stanley Kubrick in the The Shining and even then some things were changed and some things just didn’t make sense if you hadn’t read the book first. I went to see The Shining with great curiosity about how they would handle the topiary animals that would seemingly come to life and attack Danny (remember this was 1980 - before you could use computers to simulate everything) and was disappointed to find that they had simply been replaced with a hedge maze instead (something that was NOT in the book). Anyway …

Duma Key is about a man who moves to a key in Florida to start a new chapter of life after having a near fatal accident at a construction site that cost him an arm, some memory and a marriage. While on Duma Key he rediscovers a talent for making art with painting, sketching, etc., and soon discovers that his artwork has the ability to cure ailments, give him insight into the future and kill. In the process a sleeping evil on Duma Key has awoken and found a channel to the outside world though this man and his paintings. To say more would be spoil the details. Suffice it to say, it was another fine read from one of my favorite authors.

Since I’m feeling the Stephen King vibe right now, I think it’s time to finally read Lisey’s Story which has been on my shelf since last June.

Feb 19

Last week I took advantage of the demise of CompUSA brick-and-mortar stores (something that was a long time coming and mostly deserved) and snagged the Apple Leopard operating system at 40% off Apple’s normal retail price. If you’ve ever purchased Apple products you know that, no matter where you shop, there just isn’t that much price variation on their stuff, so 40% off is a big deal. Knowing that I would ultimately want to upgrade at least three of the Macs in my family, I bought the five-user Family Pack. Since I got the Family Pack for less than the normal cost of a Single User copy of Leopard, I was pleased. Later, when I started researching how the five-user licensing is enforced by Apple, I discovered that … well … it isn’t.

Mac OS X Leopard includes no serial numbers, authorization codes or activation keys. You don’t even have to complete the online registration process if you don’t want to. If I had no moral objection to stealing software (of course, as a software programmer, I do) I could have bought the Single User license and installed it on as many Macs as I wanted. Apple is basically trusting you to do the right thing and buy licenses for all your Macs. Now I know Apple doesn’t make the bulk of it’s money from sales of OS X. They make their real money from sales of hardware like MacBooks, iMacs, iPhones, iPods, Apple TV, etc. Still … even ignoring new Macs that come with Leopard pre-installed, there are tons of existing Macs out there to be upgraded to Leopard. And Apple is just going to trust us to do the right thing? As someone who has spent the last 20 years working in, and developing for, Microsoft Windows, I find Apple’s approach to licensing their operating system very refreshing. I also feel a very real sense of responsibility to actually do the right thing. I’ve been in the software business long enough to know that if enough people abuse a trust like this for long enough, it will eventually go away and be replaced with something more like Windows Vista. So, to give you a clear picture of what that could mean, let’s compare and contrast a bit.

There is just one version of the Apple Leopard OS. It’s both 32-bit and 64-bit compatible so there no big decisions to be made there. There are two packages to choose from: Single User license for $129; or 5-user Family Pack for $199. Those are the Apple retail prices. Simple enough, right?

Between Vista Home Basic, Vista Home Premium, Vista Business, Vista Ultimate and all the multitude of upgrade variations, there are about 13 different Windows Vista packages available. Add in the completely separate 64-bit versions (full and upgrade) and that number jumps to around 21. Add in the additional license packs to get a multi-user license for one of these versions and you’re now closer to 30 different Windows Vista packages from which to choose. Oh, and good luck figuring out which one is the right one for you (spend a little time at Amazon.com searching on “Microsoft Windows Vista” and you’ll see what I mean). In an effort to simplify our comparison process (a concept that Microsoft apparently doesn’t grasp) let’s ignore all the Vista upgrade paths - especially since Apple doesn’t offer an upgrade (every copy of Leopard is a full copy) - and let’s ignore the additional license packs. That brings our number of different Vista packages down to eight: four different 32-bit versions and four different 64-bit versions. Each and every license has an assigned serial key and requires registration and activation. No free lunch. No trust.

Using Microsoft retail prices; a full, single user license of Windows Vista ranges from $199 for Vista Home Basic to $399 for Vista Ultimate. Each additional license for a given version is just slightly less than a full license. Thus, a 5-user license of Vista Home Basic is around $900.00. Jumping to the top end of the many Vista packages, a 5-user license of Vista Ultimate is closer to $1900.00. So, to recap …

- $129 for a single user license of Leopard versus $199 - $399 for a single user license of Vista.

- $199 for a five-user license of Leopard versus $900 - $1900 for a five-user license of Vista.

It’s no wonder that Apple is picking up more and more Mac converts every day. Microsoft just keeps complicating everything - and for a fundamentally flawed operating system.

Here are just a couple of YouTube clips that further drive the point home:

Windows Vista. Too many versions + too much confusion?

Vista many versions, Apple’s Leopard 1 version. Why?

Do the right thing! Support the developers of software you use and enjoy by paying for legal copies. If it’s shareware, buy it. If it’s donation-ware, donate something. Violate that trust long enough and you’ll end up with Vista - expensive and complicated. And based on the sales and adoption of Vista, it’s clear nobody wants that.

Feb 15

Tough Choices

Finally finished reading the book Tough Choices by Carly Fiorina. I saw her speak at a leadership conference last summer and enjoyed her talk enough that I picked up her memoir. Fiorina is a former CEO of Hewlett-Packard and, as such, was the first female CEO of a Fortune 20 company. After years of working at AT&T during the split-up to the smaller Bells and leading the spin-off of Lucent Technologies, Fiorina became CEO of HP where she lead them into a new era of profitability (including the merger with Compaq) and was subsequently fired by HP board for reasons she still doesn’t fully understand.

On the surface it’s easy to see the book as being all about the struggles of a woman in a predominately male industry. It is that at times but it’s much more. The book gives an inside look at the management and strategies involved in running a company as huge as HP. Tough Choices is about the mechanisms of management and leadership in business and the decisions that are required to drive a business to profitability and success. It’s about the personality conflicts and individual power struggles that happen on that scale. It’s about the effects of having disunity within a board of directors and the havoc that information leaks to the press can cause. At times it felt like a long read (usually when mired down in excellent but redundant management metaphors) but I enjoyed it none-the-less.

Well that’s my third memoir in a row (and in less than two months) so it’s time for a break. Next up is the new Stephen King book, Duma Key. Say what you want about King, I always enjoy his books and he rarely disappoints.

Feb 04

There is a semi-famous quote attributed to Charles H. Duell who was the Commissioner of the U.S. patent office in 1899:

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”

The story goes that he said this and then quit the patent office because there was clearly nothing left to patent. This is, of course, an urban legend persisted by the Internet (the great persister of lies and false information) and there has never been any evidence to substantiate such an audacious statement - and I, for one, am really glad.

A few weeks ago I attended the annual NAMM show in Anaheim, CA. The NAMM Show is probably the world’s largest trade show for music products. It’s four days and several buildings crammed with manufacturers and suppliers of … well … just about everything musical. It’s a musicians wet dream (assuming you have time and comfortable shoes) and a chance to see, touch, hear and play a ton of gear. If you’re wanting to investigate woodwind reeds AND you’d like to get Gene Simmons’ autograph - this is your place. Anyway, I like to walk the outer fringes of the buildings where the new manufacturers tend to congregate (likely because they don’t have the bank to get a booth next to Tama). I like these guys because they are usually doing something new and unique and they’re trying to make a living out of it. I found just such a booth.

Kelly Concepts has a product called the Kelly SHU™ Bass Drum Microphone Shock Mount. It’s a horseshoe shaped microphone mount that you can suspend inside or outside your kick drum using shock cables that you custom build to fit your kick drum. It lets you get repeatable placement for your kick drum mic all the time, eliminates the need for a kick drum mic stand and does it without drilling and invasive modifications that other internal mic systems require. Here it is installed in kick:

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This thing is great and solves a couple of my problems instantly. First, I couldn’t get my Audix D6 inside the drum where I really wanted it using a conventional mic stand through the 5″ hole in my front head. Second, that mic stand was always in the way in my drum room (it’s a little cramped in there) and now I can remove it completely. It is extremely flexible in how it can be mounted and I have a lot of freedom to adjust.

The drum industry tends to be a little stagnant sometimes when it comes to new inventions but every now and then something comes along that is new and fresh and solves your problems.

Feb 03

It’s voting time again and I’ve reached campaign saturation. I’ve been getting automated calls from various candidates encouraging me to vote for them in the primaries and I’ve been inundated with television commercials for and against various propositions. All of this has forced me to an epiphany:

If my vote can really be won by a TV commercial or automated phone message - maybe I shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Seriously, no self-respecting presidential candidate should want the vote of someone so dumb that an automated phone message could sway their opinion? If I vote for someone TO BE PRESIDENT based on how they crafted an unsolicited phone message, I should just be put down. Thin the herd of democracy now and take me out of the equation - I’m obviously not qualified to be making these decisions. I’m on the verge of rejecting presidential candidates if they DO call me. If you make me get up from my desk and walk across the house (as I don’t have a phone in my office) only to hear a voting sales pitch - YOU LOSE! Of course, I’ve already heard from Mitt Romney and John McCain so that narrows my options quite a bit.

The television commercials for propositions strike me the same way. There is one commercial in favor, almost immediately followed by another commercial that is opposed. Based on that, I’d say they cancel each other and they should stop wasting their money and my time. Again, if I’m really voting based on a television commercial, I can’t possibly be making an informed decision. If you really want to impress me, stop running all these ridiculous commercials and give all that money to charity. At least you’ll be doing something productive rather than expending so much effort and expense simply trying to neutralize your opposition’s commercial. Now THAT would carry some weight for me. I’d love to see a 10 second TV ad that says,

“We took all the money we could have spent on propaganda and smear campaigns and gave it to cancer research. We trust you’ll research the propositions and make an informed decision. Thank you!”

Of course, this will never happen because the American public is largely comprised of sheep. Dumb, lazy, easily manipulated sheep that just want to be told what to do so they don’t have to figure it out for themselves. Just wait ’till THE election.

No rest for the wicked - no peace for the voters.

Jan 28

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I discovered the writings of Francis Schaeffer only a few years before he died in 1984. He was a Christian theologian and philosopher, opposed to theological modernism and encouraging a presuppositional approach to Christian apologetics. Many would say that Francis Schaeffer’s ideas were responsible for the rise of the Christian Right in the United States. That may very well be true, but it was his son, Frank Schaeffer, that helped make it huge and public - and has apparently spent much of his life regretting it.

Crazy for God: How I Grew Up as One of the Elect, Helped Found the Religious Right, and Lived to Take All (or Almost All) of It Back“, by Frank Schaeffer, is a memoir of the son of Francis and Edith Schaeffer. It’s a look at what it was like to grow up in the Schaeffer household, how his Mom and Dad’s beliefs, lifestyle and deep appreciation for the arts helped shape his world, the role he played in helping firmly establish himself and his Father as leaders in the evangelical/fundamentalist community, and his subsequent retreat from all of it.

I enjoyed (if that could possibly be the right word to describe it) the writings of his father, Francis Schaeffer, for many of the same reasons I enjoyed the writings of C.S. Lewis - both wrote about God and the inerrancy of the bible from an informed, articulate, intellectual vantage point that did not seem to rely solely on a “just believe it anyway” platform. In his book, Frank Schaeffer describes it like this:

“Mom and Dad were tough on intellectual ideas they disagreed with, but not on people. Ideas interested Dad, not theology per se. If he was lecturing on art, music, cultural trends, he stuck to the subject. He hated circular arguments that depended on the Bible when used against secular people who didn’t acknowledge biblical authority. He believed that you should argue on a level playing field, where both people start on common ground.

“”What’s the point of quoting the Bible to people who don’t believe it’s true?”" Dad would say.

In later years, when he started to argue for the pro-life cause, Dad always disagreed with the Bible-thumping approach that quoted verses (usually out of context) about the sacredness of life. He believed that you argued on the merits of ideas that both sides could agree on — for instance, on what the genetic potential of a fetus was, or what direction we all can agree that we want society to go in.”

This was why I enjoyed reading his Father’s works. In addition to some individual books, I still have a five volume set of The Complete Works of Francis A. Schaeffer. I should re-read some of them now and see how his writings set with me 25 years later.

20+ years ago I read two of Frank Schaeffer’s evangelical publishing’s: A Time for Anger: the Myth of Neutrality and Addicted to Mediocrity. In Addicted to Mediocrity, Schaeffer showed how Christians had sacrificed the artistic prominence they enjoyed for centuries and settled instead for mediocrity in music, the arts, film, publishing, etc. Although Schaeffer now dismisses these books as hastily dictated and lacking artistic honesty, Addicted to Mediocrity was still significant to me at the time. I already held similar opinions (though my opinions were largely focused on the steady dumbing down of music in the non-secular world) and it was the first time I actually read someone who so completely took Christians to task over such mediocrity. Sadly, little has changed in the 25 years since it was published.

“A church split builds self-righteousness into the fabric of every new splinter group, whose only reason for existence is that they decide they are more moral and pure than their brethren.”

I like this quote for no other reason than that it so succinctly describes a church split for what it is. Clear, concise, articulate.

“When I left evangelicalism, it certainly was not because I was disillusioned with the faith of my early childhood. I have sweet (if somewhat nutty) memories of all those days of prayer, fasting, and “wrestling with principalities and powers.” We might have been deluded, but we weren’t unhappy. And there are a lot worse things than parents who keep you away from TV, grasping materialism, and hype, and let you run free and use your imagination.

I think my problem with remaining an evangelical centered on what the evangelical community became. It was the merging of the entertainment business with faith, the flippant lightweight kitsch ugliness of American Christianity, the sheer stupidity, the paranoia of the American right-wing enterprise, the platitudes married to pop culture, all of it … that made me crazy. It was just too stupid for words.”

I may not agree with all of Frank Schaeffer’s positions or current beliefs (and I feel safe in saying he would support me in that) but I can’t argue with that last statement. In my opinion, fundamental, evangelical Christianity has permanently given the word “Christian” a bad name. They have done for Christianity what traffic accident litigation lawyers have done for the legal profession - taken a group of people that are already viewed with reluctance and skepticism and indelibly branded them as deceptive, money-hungry charlatans. Sadly, most “Christian” churches perpetuate this - not only in the way they treat their own members but in the way they respond to those outside the walls of their respective compounds. There are good lawyers (really, there are) just as there are good Christians. The challenge is forming an opinion about individuals without judging them based on your perception of the whole. It would be like judging all Germans because of what happened at Auschwitz. I’m not saying it’s easy, only that it’s fair.

Next up: I’ll be reading “Tough Choices” by Carly Fiorina (former CEO of HP and the first female CEO of a Fortune 20 company). This is basically me practicing delayed gratification as I already have the new Stephen King book, “Duma Key”, sitting on my shelf waiting to be consumed. I would love to start the King book right now but I’ve had Fiorina’s book for a few months and really do want to read it.

Jan 23

Sometimes I feel like Henry Bemis from the Twilight Zone episode, “Time Enough at Last”. Henry Bemis just wanted to read his books but the obligations of the real world kept getting in his way. I’m not quite that fanatical about it but I do find that I have a growing pile of books waiting to be consumed and new ones are showing up all the time. I must make the time to read them.

When I was in my early 20’s and roomed with Leonard, I read books all the time. We also played a lot of chess, smoked our pipes and pondered the answer to life, the universe and everything (42). Of course, we didn’t have a television so there wasn’t the incessant prattle of mind-numbing absurdity always pushing it’s way into your world (and this was before reality TV) so it was easy to just read without a time-wasting alternative. Of course, that’s why I have TiVo: to record the things I really want to watch allowing me to ignore all the other crap along the way.

My goal this year is to read at least one book a month. I actually hope to do better than that but I’m being conservative as I do have other things to do. As I finish books, I’ll try and post about them in case they might be of interest to my vast audience of blog-readers (both of you).

I’ll begin with the first book I have finished in 2008:

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This is fascinating memoir of how Steve Martin started into comedy as a child, refined his craft to uniqueness, rose to stardom and his subsequent departure from stand-up comedy. He provides an interesting look into the world of standup comedy, comedy writing, and how he survived in that arena. If you’re a fan of his early comedy or standup comedy in general, you’ll enjoy this book. I have been a big fan since his first album, “Let’s Get Small” in 1977. I clearly remember listening to it for the first time while in high school. It was intelligent and fresh and unlike anything I had heard up to that point. I still remember most of the bits on that album from having listened to them over and over and over again. Steve Martin is one of a small handful of comedians that I credit with helping define and refine my sense of humor at a young age. I feel sorry for recent generations raised on Larry the Cable Guy and droves of comedians that are foul for the sake of being foul - and sadly, so very unfunny. Todays dearth of distinctive humor and comedy is why I’m so glad my children were exposed to Steve Martin, Bill Cosby, Richard Jeni, Joe Bolster, Orny Adams, Robert Klein, Stan Freberg, Mitch Hedberg and, my current personal favorite, Brian Regan.

Jan 15

My blogging is so sporadic that I often wonder why I bother doing it in the first place. Why DO I blog? At the most fundamental level, I guess I post something when I feel like talking/ranting/whining about something and I want others to be able to share my insights and opinions with others. That must be the driving reason to post as I could do the same thing in my private journaling without exposing it to the world. So to whom am I blogging?

Beats me!

As far as I know there might be ten people in the world who read my blog with any regularity and most of them are probably family. Of course I don’t know that for sure because people rarely comment on my blog entries or even mention that they read it when I happen to see them in person. On the other hand I DO get a lot of comments (all of them sitting in comment purgatory awaiting moderation) from people wanting to sell me drugs, sex, porn, penis enhancement devices, hobby supplies, cheap software, more drugs, vacation deals, legal advice, credit cards, acne medication, real estate and more drugs. I gotta say, I’m sick of getting this crap. It’s bad enough they clog up my emails - do they really believe they will entice me in buying something by shoveling this shit into my personal blog? Don’t misunderstand me (whoever you are that might be actually reading this), I’m not asking for comments. The truth is, I probably wouldn’t know if you did comment because it would just get lost in the other 438 messages (no exaggeration - that’s how many I deleted this evening) that I’m just going to have to mark as spam and delete. Your comment might be in there but I just don’t have the patience to wade through ALL of it on that off chance.

One problem with me having a blog is the unspoken responsibility to actually post something to it. When things get busy and weeks start to pass without an entry, I feel this burden to post something - anything - just because I haven’t posted in awhile. I have enough other stuff in my life to deal with without having that hanging over my head too. Ah, what to post, what to post? Believe it or not, there are many times when I nothing clever or interesting to say (just ask my wife). You don’t want me posting then, do you?

Another issue is that I’m not going to be all transparent with my blog. I’m not going to bare my soul and pour out my personal trials and struggles and foibles. I’m just not that kind of person. I’m only willing to really open up with a couple of people in my world (you know who you are) so you can bet that I’m not going to get all up-close and personal on a public blog. So again I ask, why do I bother?

I’ll let you know when I figure it out.